February 2012
Anonymous asked: What do you want from life?
I post stuff, I lose followers... I don't post for...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
A love/hate relationship.
geleeeezy:
I like those types of relationships where you can be total assholes to each other, try to offend each other, and call each other mean names; but in the end, you’ll still continue to love each other. You guys don’t take jokes too seriously, and no one gets hurt. It’s just a way of showing your affection without being too sappy and lovey dovey all the time.
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
