we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe
i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes
My mom said no, but I do it anyway
*gasps of horror*
“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”
— Matty Healy (The 1975)
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share